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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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I can’t handle the community > pets section of craigslist sometimes. I want to take all the doggies and kitties that need new homes.

Trying to figure out why my leg hurts. Hope it’s not cancer.


‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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